Science Fiction and Fantasy Publishing Is Flying Solo

One of the odder and most disappointing things about sff publishing in particular, and the industry as a whole, but particularly our genre is how often it reaches back to touch its past. I’ve heard or seen innumerable times editors and publisher that they were looking for “Phillip K. Dick” or “Heinlein” or the like or “the next” whoever they fell in love with when they were introduced to the genre.

If the genre were still in its infancy, this would be fine. But depending on when you date the from it is well over a century old. That’s more than old enough to have a pair of overalls, a business suit, and to dress slutty whenever it likes as long as the story is good. I recently bought a zombie novel to research a publisher. I A: don’t have any real affection for zombies B: don’t much care for the “and then s/he falls in love with the non-human on page 24 trope but still enjoyed the book because (mostly) it was handled well, and the story had both internal consistency and solid characters.

This book wasn’t from one of the big names in SFF, but still a respectable house. Even this house has its own taint of the “just like” disease. As this post reminded me, speciation sometimes happens among odd members of a population. Sometimes those oddities rise to being a new and potentially dominant group, or simply the dominant type within a species. Other times they separate only to die off from too small a gene pool. Aurochs don’t exist today because they couldn’t compete. They didn’t think about their environment, they just failed to adapt.

The collective mindset that sees the genre of limitless horizons constantly caught in public with its hands at work south of the equator seems odd. Yes, a reverence for history is important. Ancestor worship is probably not a good business model however. But the great thing about societies, and environments is that they change. So must businesses. Farmers are known for a operational meme that tends to eschew change unnecessarily yet still adapt. Nowhere in the western world is slash and burn agriculture the most common method of soil renewal. The stock market isn’t run on little pieces of paper and rushed across the room, you will not find many schools have their students using chalkboards. Each of these example enterprises looks outside itself for its maintenance and growth, they look forward.

As with certain religious groups that chose not to reproduce, and social groups that became severely inbred over time the consequences of not adding new blood will eventually come to the fore. Neither the inbreeding nor the willful desire not to mix your genes with another is in the end any different from flying solo, and as someone once infamously quipped at a writers workshop: flying solo might feel good but it doesn’t produce anything.

Perspectives On Voice

I keep telling people an important thing about my blog:

I am not a writer.

Really. I don’t have that urge to create. If i blog I have something to say. If i don’t blog reason number one is that anything that occurs to me to write is likely to bore me to sleep before I can open up my blog much less spew it into the text box.

I am three things, that I think are useful to writers. First I’m an analyst, I can pick apart patterns well enough to recognize what will and won’t work, and what eventualities I can expect. I’ve actually only failed to pick one president in my life at least three months out. Second I’m a voracious reader. I read across types of fiction, half a dozen scientific disciplines, tech manuals, cereal boxes, and marketing material of nearly anything. This feeds into the first. The third is: I’m an opinionated cuss. Yes, anyone can bee an ass, but being able to back it up with a reasonable database to draw from is fairly useful.

One of the things I noticed in science fiction and fantasy over the last three decades versus the previous four to six is the shift in what type of science(s) the writers were interested in. Most of the early science fiction was based on physics, maths, aerospace design and similar “hard sciences”, about the late seventies the shift was on. People started getting degrees in all sorts of things and writing science fiction. Medical doctors, marine biologists, began joining the ranks. Then there were that odd mix of cross genre writers, various humanities, sociology and other religions.

One of the things that stuck out is that you can almost always tell which general area a writer comes from. Irene Radford’s writing is influence by her love of dance. Dave Freer’s knowledge of fish, and certain social orders comes through strongly. James Enge is much to the utter lack of surprise of anyone who’s ever met two classics professors among that number himself. Just read Chuck Gannon’s work, you’ll probably guess for yourself what his background is if you don’t know already.

One prevalent issue for a lot of writers is a lack of distinct voice. It’s a hard issue to overcome because “voice” as a term is as hard to nail down as the difference between two musicians. I can identify Whitney Houston’s voice, and Prince, but describing the difference between a voices is not easy. One of the two is male, both have good range. Beyond that almost everything is highly subjective except that you can pick up either voice almost instantly.

I think writers need to feed their voice on different styles as much as they need to feed their hind brain on different fodder to produce intriguing worlds and characters. When I ran across this today I realized how few writers even mention sports in our genre, and usually only with derision. I’ve mentioned it before but how people play is a huge part of what they are. Who they turn to for information is very interesting as well. One distinct thing across any form of commentary be it hockey, baseball, politics on any part of the spectrum, or even tech blogging is that the most distinct voices that don’t make a fetish of it are the most successful.

Love them or hate them Bill Maher and Rush Limbaugh stand out. Neither is trying to obscure their commentary in allusions and hat tips to something irrelevant to the average audience member. Oprah Winfrey wasn’t the most powerful takshow host on the planet for decades because she was a shrinking violet. More importantly the three are all authentic. None of them is imitating anyone, and no matter how many clones competitors rolled out they’d bounce off the juggernaut and fall aside.

So here’s the bottom line: Writers need to find their voice, and going outside your comfort zone to do so is a good thing. For publishers, there’s no real point in having six imprints in the same genre if a committee votes on every acquisition for each of them. You aren’t building six brands, and despite the best efforts of the weak witted to convince people otherwise universal appeal is a bad thing, it waters down distinctive qualities.

Climate Change Needs To Cause Corporate Culture Change

The publishing industry has undergone a number of big changes over the last century. Publishing went from a country club for intellectuals to a mainstream way of aiding education and information, and then entertainment. Like television it went from a number of major sources that could be counted on one hand to a large lumber, then much like television or the “baby Bells” there was contraction into major powers, and a second wave of specialists to fill in the gaps.

And then came ebooks. When Jim Baen pioneered DRMfree ebooks long before other major publishers even considered it as an option, he said he did so because he wanted to be around in 15 years. Like many things in business, the doom and gloom and quick demises aren’t as cut and dried as the loudest voices would have you believe. This year other publishers large publishers have gotten (slowly) aboard the good ship Non-Crippled Content.

At a recent convention I spoke at, some of the most popular panels were on using the new independent boutique publishers like Open Road Media, Naked Reader Press, Bookview Cafe and others to get books into the hands of readers. The climate seven years ago when I entered the business was that these outlets (or their predecessors really, none of the examples were extant at that point) were non viable.

That is both true and untrue. The boutique publishers don’t have the financial clout to buy endcaps in the top 200 Barnes and Noble stores. They don’t have the brand recognition of Tor, DAW or EOS. They do however have the ability to identify, and quickly act upon an emerging or underserved market. At this point in time, the Mil-SF fans are greatly underserved by the major publishers.  Steampunk is still getting a large portion of it’s push from anthologies and small presses, and not from any of “the big six”.

It’s time for the culture at the big publishers to change too. While they still hold the advantages of brand recognition, reach, organization, distribution, and cash they need to use them. Main stream publishing, certainly in fiction, and likely in general runs the risk of going the way of AM radio. Sure it’s still there but how relevant is it? Where is it actually used? Where and who prefers it to other sources?

While I’m pretty much neutral on Amazon, this article points out that the reason the revolution will not be televised is that it is going to be webcast and streamed to a couple score million handheld devices. How-to-books on getting published and using a distribution system other than that of the big publishers themselves are the hammers bringing down the walls. The walled gardens that “mobile internet” had smashed down years ago are not going to last another decade for publishers.

“The Big Six” and the other larger publishers have a very small list of options, and only two really outcomes. With the advent of the Cult of The MBA the latter is the more important for the bean-counters: Outcome 1: Flourish at the highend survival as a minimum, Outcome 2: Extinction. Neither will be quick, it will almost certainly take two to three years to fully adapt to a reasonable projection of where to line up for the entertainment income of readers will be in five years. But it needs to happen.

Any publisher that is not better serving the consumer by offering a higher percentage of what they want to read in easy to find, easy to consume, and reasonably durable format in two to three years, well anyone under 45 won’t have to worry about retiring from that company.  One of the not so secret ingredients to success in any consumer driven business is pretty simple, and increasingly overlooked; have a product people want to buy. This means having writers who are producing enjoyable entertainment. And not all the same thing. The movie industry has room for Avengers and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

The market for readers is and always was fragmented. Universal appeal doesn’t exist, never has, never will. The Harry Potter series was popular because it touched a lot of emotional responses for a lot of people. But there are still millions more people who never read one of the books or saw any of the movies than did either or both, much less those who saw all eight movies and read all seven books. McCormick certainly sells more pepper and basil in America than lemon grass or roasted sesame seeds, but they have all on the shelves because they will sell. The key for publishers is first to have the product and second to make consumers (aka money sources) aware.

Thanks to Janine Bruce for sharing the link.

Avengers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!

There will be spoilers in this post and discussion.

There will be spoilers in this post and discussion.

There will be spoilers in this post and discussion.

I think my favorite lines are:

Black Widow: I don’t see how that’s a party.

Hulk: Puny god.

 

Did anyone else notice the continuity error on the Stark building sign? When the fighting first starts the “A” is the first thing knocked off. Later the A is back in place and every other letter is gone.

I loved the movie, it nailed pretty much everything. Including Hawkeye being mostly useless. I also like the balance and humanization of all the characters. All the Avengers are shown as remarkably human. All get a good amount of face time and having holes poked in their egos. I think Thor and Hulk came across a lot better than they did in previous movies.

Tom Hiddleston as Loki looks like the love child of Brent Spiner and Alan Rickman.

So what did you like?

What did you not like?

Lines?

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Supermoon, dreams, science, and more….

I’m not a city boy, never have been and unless I get on the wrong side of some demonic force, I hope never to be. One of the unadulterated joys of living someone place you can see the sky is seeing the sky.  Nature’s mobius-strip of light, and multidimensional map of the universe.

SuperMoon

The moon has played a huge part in so many religions across human history. But how often can it be seen clearly?

When we do look, do wee see omens? Do we feel hope?

In the era leading to and immediately after Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins the moon seemed close, and many thought there’d be a thriving lunar colony today, and maybe humans on Mars.

Supermoon through trees

Now it seems all the dreamers, and all the dreams have been locked away by the Veruca Salt’s and Delores Umbridges of the world. Where are the Willy Wonka’s and Don Quixotes, the ones who even in failure, pushed for happier people, broader horizons and a hope for not just the next quarter or fiscal year, but for their children and grandchildren?

Is The Next Breakthrough Coming?

So who’s going to have the next scientific breakthrough that makes the dreams of lunar life real? Will the next advance in science be something that just makes viewing the moon clearer and brighter daily, even in the cityscapes awash with light of their own? Perhaps it will be something that   wipes the smog away?

 

FYI: Website Issues

Either I installed the wrong plugin here, or I annoyed someone (or several someones) with some hacking ability. Since the first of the year, my website has been hacked three or four times affecting everything from the contact form at Onyxhawke.com to  email, and even this blog. There will be more updates later, but obviously if you’ve gotten or get a suspicious email from any address on either domain (and there shouldn’t be any on this site unless you’re signed up for the post notification) don’t open it. If you haven’t gotten an email from me your spam/malware filters may have killfiled something.

Client, and slush news coming as soon as the last gator is whacked.

 

Ravencon Interum Report

I love Ravencon.

You should come.

Chuck Gannon is here, and busy paneling. Go look for him.

Some really good panels this year, even by Ravencon standards.

Morality of Magneto with the brilliant and lovely Day Al-Mohamed who is at her first Ravencon, Alhen Moin, Joan Wnedland, and Christopher was a blast. Lots of interesting discussion on:

  • is Magneto a victim?
  • a villain
  • antihero
  • is he hopelessly practical or just a mirror image of the Nazi’s

And a few other permutations.

Allen Wold’s workshop has Phil Kahn, and Darcy Wold on board to balance out my ah, proactive verbosity. Some really great stuff being done by the people participating under a time constraint. Anyone looking to improve their writing and pick up instant feedback on their work should get to a con Allen is running a Workshop at and make sure they sign up early.

Teenage Wasteland

Fun panel, Davey Beachamp did a great job moderating. We talked about some of the better YA both dystopian and other and some of the trends. Diane Bastine, Leila Tayler, Warren Rochelle, and A.J. Hartley kept me a: from talking too much and b: from revealing exactly how tired I was by gamely pretending I made sense when I did speak.

More tomorrow!

Ravencon Schedule

Friday: 10pm Morality of Magneto in New River

Saturday: 11AM to 1pm Allen Wold’s Writers Workshop (You may need to sign up in advance,.)

4pm Teenage Wasteland Room F

Sunday:
9am Is interstellar travel possible Room e:
Fair warning Mike is not a morning god, snark will be in higher concentration than usual.

11am -1pm
Allen Wolds writers workshop part 2

Reviews. and Contest! Win a Free Book

The fabulous Irene Radford came across a review of her Chicory Up. That we both kinda dig. Here‘s part:

Human or pixie, Thistle Down is a wise conscientious person who fulfills her obligations by going the extra kilometers. The Pixies bring plenty of amusing havoc unless you happen to be the human whose life is disrupted by the mischievous tribe. Filled with magic, intrigue and romance, readers will enjoy the latest entertaining lighthearted Pixie Chronicles woodland fantasy. Irene Radford is one of my favorite authors.

And in case you’re forgotten, the kickass cover is here:

Chicory Up by Irene Radford

Pretty spiff, no?

Also it is release day for Dave Freer’s Dog and Dragon if you haven’t already gotten yours, it’s not to late!

 

Dog and Dragon by Dave Freer

Which brings me to the Contest!!

USA and Canada only: First nine entrants to email a link to their review of either Chicory Up by Irene Radford or Dog and Dragon by Dave Freer posted somewhere on the net (Amazon, GoodReads, BN, Powells, pretty much anywhere) will be entered to win the next book by by either Dave or Irene, your choice. Reviews must be 150-words or more as counted by MS Word. Send to Contact/at/onyxhawke/dot/com,

No I won’t spam you, it’s against my religion.

Brain Fodder: DNA Discovery, Thinking Styles, Mutant Human Life

This is possibly the most important discovery in biology since DNA itself. In very short it may give us some of the answers to why genetic variation within and between species can create so many similarities and differences. For example the black fur in canines is believed to have originated in domestic (prehistoric) animals, and then moved back out into the wild. It also could be part of the mechanism that controls changes in humans across the course of their life like the emergence and regression of allergies, or the changing of hair color. Absolutely fascinating.

This is probably my next fun non-fiction read. It looks like a refreshing divergence in psychology.

Is actual immortality around the corner? If so will we become more virus like than animal? Are we destined for a Face of Boe like existence or will we remain much as we are?

Let Them Eat Cake

I’m going to start off with a shocking and possibly even blasphemous fact about the publishing industry.

 

The Publishing industry is an entertainment enterprise.

Just like comic books, movies, television, major league sports and music. People turn to fiction, and some forms of non fiction for entertainment. A handy definition of entertainment is:

“something affording pleasure, diversion, or amusement, especially a performance of some kind: The highlight of the ball was an elaborate entertainment.”

What’s notable in that definition is the absence of words like “preach”, “educate”, or “inform”, also conspicuous by their exclusion are phrases that imply some sort of moral drum beating. This isn’t the 15th century. No one needs anyone publishing fiction today to teach them how to behave or remind them of the “the right” way to think about any given issue. The job of entertainment is to entertain. I’m sure I’ve gobsmacked a few folks reading this and I’d apologize if it hadn’t required me to reach up your backside in order to land the blow to your head. Given the residue on my hands I think we’re even. For the rest you well, those choir uniforms are spiffy.

One of the biggest failings of the publishing industry is a failure to pay attention to what other industries are doing right and make some inroads with the trends that are driving those success. Some of the biggest movies of the last decade have been Iron Man, Batman Begins, The Pirates of the Caribbean series, the Harry Potter series and the Fast and the Furious series.

Here’s some things all those movies have in common:

  • FUN!
  • Action
  • Characters you can root for
  • Simply, softly expressed and uncrossed morals
  • Plots (in the loose sense that anything out of Hollywood does)

In fact you have to go back all the way to 1998. To find a movie that topped the box office sales that wasn’t fun, action filled, with characters you can root for, simply, softly expressed morals and some fashion of plot. That movie back in 1998 was Saving Private Ryan. Which did have most of those elements, and was flawlessly executed.

I’m not saying the publishing industry can’t have strong ethically driven stories, far from it. But just as a baseline comparison Thor which I thought was not so great, not terrible but not great was the tenth highest grossing movie of 2011. In Time which I enjoyed more, and was definitely well into the artsy, moral pulpit pounding end of the spectrum placed 81st. Sure Thor came out earlier in the year and that helps, but I Am Number Four (#64) had a good deal of hype around it, came out when there weren’t many action flicks in the theater and was largely ignored, still managed to rake in almost twice the cash the more meaningful, In Time did. In fact In Time was 6th of movies opening the same month, and of the ones ahead of it, pretty much all were engaging. They all had some charm, and more accessible.

Just a hunch, and without looking up the numbers I’m gonna go out on a limb and suppose for a few seconds that Medal of Honor and Sonic The Hedgehog 4 each made more money than any of the math tutors or block breaking games that came out the same time. This should be a wee tiny sign. Ok, wee-tiny is an understatement (I’ve been practicing!!) It should be a sign too big for Godzilla to smash, and King Kong to climb that fiction publishing is doing it wrong by pushing the preachy, dreary, angst riddled, pulpit pounding dreck that gets pushed over things that are entertaining. Another fun definition to print out and hang on the bulletin board or maybe use as the background on your smartphone or desktop monitor is:

a divertingly adventurous, comic, or picaresque novel.

 

If people are clamoring for boards, hammers and nails ahead of a storm, you’ll make money by selling them boards, hammers and nails. If someone needs to clean their floor, attempting to sell them nail polish is a tiny bit silly. And not many people who expect to shuffle off the mortal coil in the next few days are interested in long term investments, green bananas or magazine subscriptions? Why would any sensible business try and sell something people don’t really want? Why would they not look at what else is working? Aren’t businesses in the business of making money? If people are asking for a sweet confection made with sugar, flour, eggs, and a dash of salt let them eat cake.

Series Death

As a reader I’ve been unfortunate enough to see two of my favorite series die recently. They are still being published, and the writers are still packing words between the covers. Unfortunately at some point the core value of the series died, at least for me.

I’ve read both series for the last half decade as they’ve come out. One of the two I’ve read since the beginning. The other I was among that second wave of readers that arrives when a series actually gains traction. It’s sad for me that after the last book in each, I can’t claim I want to go back or even that I look forward to the next entry.

The reason for this is pretty simple. In both cases they series are no longer what I liked about them. That core value to me as a reader is gone. In the case of the series I was a “second waver” to, its been a character driven series with a guy who was very much that “everyman” sort who was just fun to follow around because no matter how much sewage the world poured down his throat, he persevered with an attitude that said “is that the best you can do?” and would often win, eventually, with a less pointed version of Ice-T’s I told you, you should have killed me last year.” as his final rejoinder to whoever the adversary may have been. Before, during and after whatever action was woven into the story, the characters principles were never abandoned or compromised. That changed about two books ago. The first of them was still ok, the last one didn’t even resemble the series i fell in love with.

For the second series, its tougher to say just where it lost me. The most recent book proved there was far more I didn’t care for or about going on. This series made its mark as an action focused series that had good amounts of other stuff around it. The formula for the first half dozen or two books was only apparent when you read them all in a row, in the next handful, in part do to series bloat the formula stood out a bit more, but still held together. Since then the books have had what you can call either a punctuated equilibrium or an extended death throw for several books.

Some of the books after that handful have looked much like the early good books, some of them were much more like the most recent one. It was at one point, damn fine action of the variety that gets people excited and talking about it for days and weeks. Yet, now the series has lost it’s verve. Even the last book I enjoyed wasn’t nearly as much fun as the early books.

In both books theirs been a big change to the secondary characters as well. In one series its the allies that have become corrupted or tainted. They’ve lost a lot of who they are, and possibly more importantly who they aspire to be. For the other series, the opposition has been wrecked upon the shoals of boring. The early heavies in this world were pretty sharp, cunning and devious. The most recent set look fresh out of the halls of some made for tv movie about brats at expensive boarding schools for middle schoolers. They lack any real depth or viability. It makes you wonder how even knowing how things are done in their neck of the woods it is they managed to get into power.

My questions I suppose are:

  • Got any good series to recommend to me?
  • What series have you seen die before your eyes, before they were no longer printed?
  • Is there are series you see as dying now?
  • What can you as a writer do to hold onto that “core value” of a series?

Twitter Apps

For those of you stalking me on Twitter, you may have noticed I sometimes alternate between posting from the UberSocial for BlackBerry, the web and now Echofon. Some of this is so i can continue conversations while I’m on the phone, some is because I’m wandering around at home…or just can’t find my phone.

One of the issues I had with Tweetdeck before eventually giving it up was that it was the definition of clunky. When I talked to @CeGannon1 about it at Boskone he said it had gotten even worse. They’d changed the interface and made it less fun.

So there you have it my two favorite Twitter apps:

UberSocial: available on several smartphone platforms

Echofon: available for windows, mac, Firefox and Chrome

What are you using? What do you like or hate about it?

The Well Drawn Villain

One of the weird quirks of fiction is that it frequently has to be more believable than reality. Reality being a wholly subjective thing, it’s something one has to make a lot of compromises to get broad appeal on. In writing its even harder than in movies or television to get the villain right.

The thought of someone trying to turn Cruella Deville into as nuanced a character in a novel as your prototypical everyman protagonist is mind boggling. But on screen with the benefit of more than just one sense to perceive her, she’s a delight to watch. Vile, villain that she is she can’t be sympathized with because everything that befalls her is clearly her fault.

Commander Cavilo from what is now Lois Bujold’s Young Miles is one of the more interesting villains of that universe and a type that’s kinda fun to watch in action. I call them the Believe Their Own Hype variety of villain. As a rule you can’t reason with them because they have become totally subsumed by whatever unassailable logic led them down the path they are on. Cavilo is also pretty charismatic. One of the things that made her most fascinating was that she survived crossing swords with Miles at all.

Stephen King’s Misery provides another type of villain. The clearly crazed I’m Doing This For Your Own Good subtype. Annie Wilks is intelligent, determined, capable of long and short term planning and utterly bonkers when it comes to her trigger, which happens to be Paul Sheldon butchering his writing. She doesn’t really see an issue with any of the things she’s doing because they will help him be better.

The Vengeance Shall Be Mine crowd is pretty thick on the water, and all over the spectrum. Mornelithe Falconsbane, is one of the more extreme examples as he’s trying to get revenge for things that happened in the prehistory of his world. He’s also the gaudy evil type who flaunts it and savors it and embraces it, but is most motivated by revenge.

Loki as portrayed in the Marvel Universe in Thor and likely in the upcoming Avengers is the I Have Something To Prove category. Honestly most of these characters overcompensate and don’t bother to stop at the oversized truck or the micro sports coupe. They feel slighted by something real or imagined, and their goal is to prove they are just as “X” as whoever it is they are trying to out do.

One of the things that struck me when I was talking with a writer friend about this the other night is how few written villains are actually believe-able and have any depth at all. Annie Wilks was one. For the most part the most engaging baddies aren’t ones who let us see the world through their eyes. I don’t think this is a failure of writing, or the genre in particular. It reflects the fact that most of us don’t want to live in side Hannibal Lecter’s head or even visit. Many people can’t even accept that various criminals really believe the things they do and don’t know better. Trying to force the average reader into what amounts to an alien thought process is rarely needed, and often bad for the progression of the plot and the ability of the reader to suspend disbelief.

Question of the day

If the library of Alexandria was never lost, what is the most post significant change to the world?

 

Dog And Dragon by Dave Freer: Snippet

Dog and Dragon - Dave Freer

 

You did know you can get free samples of Dog and Dragon at the freshly revamped Baen’s Bar? Right? Here’s part of the first one and the link to it.

CHAPTER 1

Back to the sunset bound of Lyonesse –

A land of old upheaven from the abyss

By fire, to sink into the abyss again;

Where fragments of forgotten peoples dwelt,

And the long mountains ended in a coast

Of ever‒shifting sand, and far away

The phantom circle of a moaning sea.

Idylls of the King, Tennyson

“Who are you?” hissed the lithe, dark-eyed man with the drawn sword.

Meb blinked at him. Her transition from the green forests of Arcady to this dark, stone-flagged hall, had been instantaneous. The stone walls were hung with displays of arms and the horns of stags. Otherwise there was not much to separate it from a cave or prison, with not as much as an arrow slit in the walls — let alone a window — to be seen in the stone embrasures.

In Tasmarin from whence she had come, she had known just who she was: Scrap, apprentice to the black dragon that destroyed of the worlds. You could call her anything else, but that was who she had been. Now…

“Cat got your tongue, wench?” he said quietly. “Well, no matter, I’ll have to kill you anyway.”

He swung the sword at her in a vicious arc.

Moments ago, before she’d made the choice that swept her magically from Tasmarin, from the green forest of Arcady, she’d thought she might be better off dead rather than leaving them behind. Leaving him behind.

Now she discovered that her body didn’t want to die just yet. She threw herself backwards, not caring where she landed, as long as it was out of reach of the sword.

She screamed. And then swore as the blade shaved across her arm to thud into the kist she had fallen over. She kicked out, hard, catching her attacker in the midriff, knocking the breath out of him in an explosive gasp. Trying to find breath, he still pulled weakly at the sword now a good two-finger-widths deep into the polished timber of the kist. Meb wasn’t going to wait.

But it looked as if she wasn’t going to run very far either. Her scream, and possibly the swearing, had called others and they burst in, flinging the great iron studded doors open. Men-at-arms with bright swords and scale armor rushed in.

As she turned to run the other way, her passage there was blocked by a sleepy-looking man — also with a sword, emerging from the only other doorway.

There wasn’t a window to be seen.

She wanted one, badly.

And then she saw one, just in the embrasure to her left. She just plainly hadn’t spotted it before.

She ran to it, and realized it wasn’t going to help much. In the moonlight she could see that it opened onto a hundred feet of jagged cliff, to an angry sea, frothing around sharp rock teeth far below.

Some of the soldiers surrounded the man she’d kicked. They’d blocked her escape too, but you couldn’t really call it surrounding her. Not unless that included “getting as far from her as possible, while not leaving the other prisoner, or the room.”

The man who had looked so sleepy moments before didn’t anymore. His sword was up, ready, his eyes wide as they darted from the window to her, seemingly unsure which was more shocking.

“Who are you?” he asked.

There was something weaselly about him that made her very wary about answering, in case her words were twisted against her.

And why did they all want to know something she wasn’t too sure of herself?

***

There was a narrow bridge across the void. Along it walked a black and white sheepdog, followed by a black dragon. The dog never looked back at the dragon, just forward, his questing written into every line of his body, from the mobile pointed ears, to the feathered tail.

Go to Http://Bar.Baen.com to see more, look in Dr Monkey Dave Freer’s Conferece. Dog and Dragon is available for pre-order in all the usual places.


 

Alternate History

I don’t read a whole lot of alternate history, and don’t receive much in slush. I suspect partly that’s because I don’t care for for it as a top three reading choice, and partly because aside from the badly written stuff pretending to be the real McCoy there just isn’t that much of it written.

Well, here’s three places in semi recent history that would be fascinating cleft points for incorporating into either an alternate history, or a future that sprang from two or three changes in history.

1: America the Empire.

Some might say the USA is already an empire. But what if we’d decided to keep the extra continental territory of the mid 1800′s through early 1900s? What if Cuba, the Philippines and Japan became part of the US of A? Would they be worked in as equal basis states? Retained as simple tribute states? How would it affect the local level feuds and wars that were a part of Philippine history? If the Cold War came to be with the US owning that additional territory what would it’s shape be?

2:  Mosheshwe King of The Dark Continent

Mosheshwe was a very shrewd diplomat and probably a better leader both civilly and militarily than Shaka Zulu. He was one of the few, if not the only African leader of his time to be able to buy guns from the Europeans. He managed to push the British out of his turf more than once as well. Suppose he gained an alliance with some outside European power and managed to take over and hold enough territory to push the British out entirely?

3: Japan the Juggernaut

Japan ran over and ransacked much of China in the (first) Sino-Japanese war and gained multiple concessions from a negotiated end. What if the Quing never sued for peace? How much of China would and could the Japanese have claimed? Russia (among other European nations) wasn’t quite thrilled with Japans treaty to end that war, how much less pleased would they have been if Japan grabbed and held half of China? There are probably half a dozen highly probable forks history could take.

Underworld 4

A bit ago I got to see the latest Underworld edition.I loved it. But it has a fault or two. But the strengths were more than enough to compensate for it. The first Underworld movie was strong across the board (unless you’re a White Wolf fan) and the second and third were variously good but not in whole as strong. Underworld 4 was probably stronger without being as good a story.

How is that possible? Pretty easy. The plot was just about non-existent (better than many action flicks but not as strong as it could be) but the reason things happened were pretty plausible and pretty held together. But what the movie did right and did better than anything remotely similar of late is not stop. It didn’t stop, it rarely slowed down, and it certainly never backed up. The quite literal breakneck pace starts from the world go and runs through to the credits. Better still, the violence which was frequently extreme, always graphic and intimately personal was fresh.

The opening fight scene starts the movie with fights going up and down levels and avoiding the generic look of half a thousand other action flicks. The first chase scene in the car is fun, engaging and probably the most entertaining since Bad Boys or Bad Boys 2. The final fight sequence in the garage is saved from being cliched by some genuinely smart twists that separate this from the pure slugfest category without losing any of the character integrity.

Fun movie.

Test Post/Cross Post

This is just a test of the ability to cross post to LiveJournal. The blog was down for a few minutes the other day, and my website was hacked… I like the idea of not losing info if i can avoid it.

Question of The Day: Updated

Is it just plain silly, or delightfully ironic that someone has post a manual on how to get nasal decongestant out of meth?

It is probably just as easy to find meth in some places, and unlike sending your kid to the corner store for an effective cold medicine where they couldn’t show the goobermint ID they don’t have, anyone can buy meth!

Now with the correct link.

 

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