Posts Tagged ‘things to bribe me with’


Posted: 14th November 2008 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized
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For those wishing to be represented by me, who haven’t yet tried bribery, here’s something you may want to try. LInk large, short sleeve. I make no promises that bribes will work, in fact quite the opposite. But they are appreciated.

Wow! What a response, it looks like there’s about a twenty five percent increase over last year. And quality wise, i think the percent that made it past chapter one is almost absurdly high. Right now, I’m probably going to do the one that’s open and then call it a day. Yes I know I’m […]

Winter Workout – Mid day

Posted: 6th February 2008 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized
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Well, my slushing muscles are in good shape, I’m working at something comfortably over one sub per hour. So far there’s been nothing wretched, and nothing that made me struggle to finish the chapter. When I get a chance tomorrow or so I’ll probably go over any common issues with the submissions.

We are now under four hours from when I start reading. The turnout is looking like it will be even better than last year. Better still it looks like a better mix of genres as well. I’m well stocked with submissions, coke, vodka, mixers, and and junk food. There’s chicken in the fridge, and chili […]

The very firm, probable date for the Winter Workout is 12/28. If I have to reschedule I will post then. Submission period will start at least 24 hours ahead of time and run until about 8am on the 28th.

Interesting article on the brain, autism, and Asperger’s. How the grey and white wrinkly lump works. Trippy brains. What do you mean brain dead? Brain repair! Male brain, female brain, your brain my brain, wow brain (pdf), defending the brain,  no brain.

WFC and me

Posted: 30th October 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized
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Anyone who wants or needs to make an appointment to see, pitch a book, pick my brain or get me liquored up can contact me either via the contact form on my website, or calling me. Appointments are not needed, they just give you priority. Feel free to walk up and say “Hi, i’d like […]

Favor please…

Posted: 12th September 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized
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If someone with a paid account could make an LJ feed for me I’d be extremely grateful.

MM: It begins

Posted: 28th May 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized
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It’s the witching hour, and as i stated (or I think i did, even i don’t pay attention to me) I’ve begun with the first submission, appropriately enough a fantasy. I’ve laid in copious supplies of the essentials:VodkaDunkin’s coffeeand nausea medicationanti psychoticsanti depressantsfood that is bad for mefood that is very bad for me.cans of […]