Archive for July, 2007

More Potter…..

Posted: 27th July 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized

Well, sort of. http://diogenes-sinope.blogspot.com/2007/07/potterdammerung-mega-spoilers.html Not safe for work, do not attempt to eat, drink or breathe while reading this fully spoilering satire.

Not Safe For Work

Posted: 25th July 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized

Hilarious, but not safe for work. http://www.visit4info.com/static/advert_pages/22476.cfm?back_page=advertiser_pages/ZazooCondoms.cfm (for the record I do like kids.)

Small request

Posted: 23rd July 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized
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Can anyone using Dreamhost, please login and vote for the addition of HTML email. Really, having no choice but to use plain text email is barbaric. This is simple: you login to Dreamhost(www.panel.dreamhost.com), go to suggestions in the big morass of keywords, search for “html email” and vote for it. If they decide to implement […]

Yes I’m serious about the spoilers. This is your last chance to be safe. The deaths were surprising, at first glance. When you look at Mad Eye’s death, that was the most immediate bit of foreshadowing in the series. Everyone else it was a few chapters, with him, a couple pages. Dobby really surprised be, […]

No Spoilers – Harry Potter

Posted: 22nd July 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized

About halfway through the book i realized something. I never want to see the movie in the theater. Deathly Hollows is entirely too good a book to ever make a successful translation to film. This is hands down the best of the series. Without going into spoilers, the book was both predictable in some regards, […]

I’m always amazed by the weird things that people name their children. While people across the country have plunged deep into the well of weird and decided to call their children things like “Lexus” or Nicolas Cage naming his son “Kal El”, or Cher and Sonny naming their dear daughter “Chastity”, i can sorta forgive […]

Little tiny secret

Posted: 16th July 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized
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One little tiny secret of this business, and for those who care myself too, is that most of the people mean what they say when they talk about the business. Really, this means if I reject your book and say “This actually pretty good, but too short for anyone to accept.” and you send me […]

And that’s the most annoying…

Posted: 12th July 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized

The most annoying thing about my job isn’t the truly and traumatically bad writing. It isn’t the ‘you hate me’ emails, or even the rumors of the like rolling back to me. Hell, even interminable waiting for publishers to get back to me on a submission is not the worst part. The worst is the […]

MM, still burdened by a pulse.

Posted: 9th July 2007 by onyxhawke in Uncategorized

Hello, Its been a busy couple of days. At this point all MM participants should have received some sort of word from me. The most common form of answer was “no thanks not yet ready”, followed by “not my style, good luck” and there were a surprising number of “please fix and return”. Anyone who […]